{"product_id":"box","title":"𝐁i𝐥𝐥𝐡𝐨𝐥® 🎅 Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:760px;margin:auto;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#302b28;line-height:1.65;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding:22px;background:#f7f3ec;border-radius:10px;\"\u003e\n\u003csmall style=\"color:#774539;letter-spacing:1px;\"\u003eCHRISTMAS GIFT EXCHANGE\u003c\/small\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"margin:8px 0;color:#743b35;\"\u003eSanta’s got your back(side).\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Christmas guest asks for a tissue. You point to Santa. One pull later, the whole room gets the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cimg loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/3284\/6111\/files\/95564278228058113.jpg?v=1793419481\" alt=\"Funny Santa tissue box at a cozy family Christmas gathering\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:620px;height:auto;margin:16px auto 0;border-radius:10px;\"\u003e\u003csection style=\"padding:22px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e9e1d9;\"\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"color:#55392f;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eA Santa with attitude\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eThe red suit and Santa hat are familiar. The face-down pose is what gets the second look. Set him among your Christmas decorations and see who spots the joke first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/3284\/6111\/files\/P_3_03ca91eb-9e7b-4e43-9201-8fc60e8a1737.png?v=1793419485\" alt=\"Christmas family surprise with a funny Santa tissue holder\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:620px;height:auto;margin:16px auto 0;border-radius:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection style=\"padding:22px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e9e1d9;\"\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"color:#55392f;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eThe surprise is in the tissue pull\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eLeave a tissue peeking out of Santa’s backside. When someone reaches for it, they discover exactly where the next one comes from. The dispenser is part of the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/3284\/6111\/files\/1_10.png?v=1793419606\" alt=\"Close-up demonstration of tissue being pulled from Santa tissue holder\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:620px;height:auto;margin:16px auto 0;border-radius:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection style=\"padding:22px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e9e1d9;\"\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"color:#55392f;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eSet him out for movie night\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eKeep Santa within reach on the coffee table while the family watches Christmas movies, or give him a spot near the tree when everyone gathers to open presents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/3284\/6111\/files\/P_7.png?v=1793420933\" alt=\"Cozy Christmas movie night with the Santa tissue holder\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:620px;height:auto;margin:16px auto 0;border-radius:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection style=\"padding:22px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e9e1d9;\"\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"color:#55392f;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eFor the White Elephant exchange\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eWrap him up for the coworker who loves a bad joke, the friend who already has everything, or the Secret Santa swap that needs a little mischief. Leave a tissue sticking out for the reveal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/3284\/6111\/files\/P_7_d4ab95cd-3148-4167-94c9-7a2a98a19c38.png?v=1793421182\" alt=\"Holiday gift exchange featuring Santa tissue holder\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:620px;height:auto;margin:16px auto 0;border-radius:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection style=\"padding:22px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e9e1d9;\"\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"color:#55392f;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eA decoration you’ll actually use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003ePut him on an office desk, a side table or next to the holiday party snacks. Guests can help themselves to a tissue, and Santa earns his place in the decorations all season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/3284\/6111\/files\/ChatGPT_2026_10_31_12_09_20-4.png?v=1793421024\" alt=\"Santa tissue holder on a Christmas decorated side table\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:620px;height:auto;margin:16px auto 0;border-radius:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection style=\"padding:22px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e9e1d9;\"\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"color:#55392f;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eTake him along for the holidays\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eSet him out for a festive photo in a parked car during a holiday visit. Secure the holder before driving and keep controls, airbags and sight lines clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/3284\/6111\/files\/f8c39ba02b682d9d580b82480e13d73d.png?v=1793421271\" alt=\"Santa tissue holder in a parked SUV on a festive road trip\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:620px;height:auto;margin:16px auto 0;border-radius:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection style=\"padding:22px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e9e1d9;\"\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"color:#55392f;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eCatch the reaction\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eWait until your first guest pulls a tissue. Santa’s pose makes an easy holiday snapshot for the family group chat and gives the next guest something to discover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/3284\/6111\/files\/ChatGPT_2026_10_31_12_09_21.png?v=1793420933\" alt=\"Holiday party friends photographing the funny Santa tissue holder\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:620px;height:auto;margin:16px auto 0;border-radius:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s in the package?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach unit includes one Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box. Choose a set of 1, 2, 3 or 4 holders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;\"\u003eLifestyle scenes are AI-generated illustrations. Colors may appear slightly different depending on lighting and screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSee the tissue pull\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePull the exposed tissue from the opening in Santa’s backside for the full reveal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor delivery estimates and return details, see our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eshipping policy\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003ereturn policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"SZ0803","offers":[{"title":"1 holder","offer_id":63578870874252,"sku":"7PV26102202-One","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 holders","offer_id":63578870907020,"sku":"7PV26102202-2PK","price":48.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 holders","offer_id":63578870939788,"sku":"7PV26102202-3PK","price":68.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 holders","offer_id":63578870972556,"sku":"7PV26102202-4PK","price":86.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/5034\/0492\/files\/P_5.png?v=1793716359","url":"https:\/\/valtqen.com\/products\/box","provider":"Valtqen Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}